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damen bezüglich der neusten neuigkeit, mrs. vic beckham würde einen literarischen club starten wollen, um den ungebildeten amis etwas kultur von der insel beizubiegen ("kann es sein, das mr. beckham sie kennenlernte, als er in einer nervenheilanstalt wohlfahrtsarbeit leistete?")
Zitat:
POSH: Welcome to the first meeting of our book club, ladies! Does everyone have their lovely new copy of Pride and Prejudice with the pretty lady on the cover?
KATIE: I think it’s awesome.
POSH: I think the lady on the cover is Elizabeth Bennet. She sort of looks like me, don’t you think? Except her hair. I would never go out the door looking like that, but I guess they didn’t have flatirons and silicone styling products in Victorian times. But Becks says Lizzy looks just like me. And Becks looks like Mr. Darcy, don’t you think? All tall and athletic and handsome and rich and desired by women all over the world.
J-LO: No, Posh, Elizabeth Bennet looks like me. And Darcy looks like my husband, Marc Anthony. But taller. And not so much like a vampire.
KATIE: Mr. Darcy is awesome.
POSH: No, no, Jennifer, Pride and Prejudice is OUR story, mine and Becks’. He saw me at a Spice Girls concert but wouldn’t come backstage; said I was tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt him. But then he fell in love with me and I didn’t want HIM. And then I fell in love with him, and we live happily ever after in our Derbyshire estate, and our townhouse in London, and our vacation home in The United Arab Emirates…
KATIE: Pemberley is awesome.
J-LO: No, Posh, my first husband was Wickham, and my second was Mr. Bingley, and my third was Colonel Fitzwilliam, and now I’ve found MY Mr. Darcy. Because you KNOW that Mr. Darcy sang love songs in Spanish to Lizzy, and then drank his special “wine” from the locked cellar and went to lie down in his coffin at dawn. My Marc says that he fell in love with my fine eyes. And my booty. So obviously I am Lizzy Bennet.
POSH: No, darling, you are Charlotte Lucas, because you married the creepy guy, because you weren’t getting any younger and Affleck didn’t want you anymore. I am Lizzy, because my husband is rich and glamorous and we are in all the papers.
KATIE: Lizzy is awesome.
J-LO: Say you’re Lizzy again, beeyotch, and I will cut you. I AM LIZZY!
POSH: NO, I AM LIZZY!
Tom Cruise runs in, jumps up and down on couch.
TOM CRUISE: KATIE! I MUST TELL YOU HOW ARDENTLY I ADMIRE AND LOVE YOU! I LOVE THIS WOMAN! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
KATIE: My husband is awesome.